President-elect Barack Obama urges bailout of horse and buggy industry
WASHINGTON, D.C.--President-elect Barack Obama has called for the Congress to immediately appropriate $3.2 trillion in freshly printed dollars to bailout the bankrupt horse and buggy industry. 'Horses and buggies haven't been used in almost a century.more
How happy should you be about this Cheney indictment?
Unfortunately, not that happy. There's a reason you've barely heard about it. It's because Cheney (and Alberto Gonzales) are named in an indictment alleging them responsible for abuse of prisoners in a private detention center. No, not Abu Graib.more
'New' America to be almost as successful as 'New' Coke
President-elect Obama's inspiring rhetoric brought Americans to the polls and swept him handily into office, but now observers say the incoming president must show the world that he can walk the walk.more
Regret has a new face, and it looks like this:
Roger Stone helped Bush win the Florida recount. Now, he has regrets.more
Congress refuses to tow stalled auto industry
Detroit's Big Three failed to secure an emergency $25 billion bailout for the auto industry. Said a suddenly conservative Nancy Pelosi, 'Until they show us the plan, we cannot show them the money.more
Book Review: The Mental Floss History Of The World
If you are like me then the only thing you remember from your high school history classes was how great a girl named Stephanie two seats in from you looked in jeans. The soporific drone of dates and battles lacked context, meaning and humanness.more
Michele Bachmann calls her own television appearance an 'Urban Legend'
Incomprehensibly re-elected congresswoman Michele Bachmann just keeps on giving. You remember Michele. She's basically Katherine Harris without the rack.more
Al Qaeda as racist as a Sarah Palin supporter
If it's November, it's time for Americans to be taunted by an emboldened al Qaeda. Yesteday, Number Two (Ayman al-Zawahri) released an eleven minute audiotape praising Malcolm X and 'congratulating' President-elect Obama on his win.more
SUB newspaper seeks DOM GOP thug for humiliation, ecstasy
What do you do if you're a media company whose in one quarter and you're facing an economic landscape so brutal that your entire institution might go down the tubes any minute? You look your most loyal, hard-core customers in the eye and say f*** you.more
Yesterday's terrorist is today's President of the United States
We've been tracking Sean Hannity's post-Obama meltdown, and while he's clearly craven and paranoid, at least he's consistent. Rush Limbaugh too can be counted on to be a post-racial douchebag, no matter what.more
Tuesday November 11, 2008 Obama Cabinet Approved by Cast of 'I Love the 90's' WASHINGTON, D.C.- Blessed with a
WASHINGTON, D.C.- Blessed with an electoral mandate of profound historical significance, President Elect Barack Obama comes to the White House at the crest of a tsunami-like wave of change.more
Big 3 CEOs Attempt Hold-Up on Capitol Hill
WASHINGTON, D.C.- In one of the most brazen robbery attempts in recent history, three unarmed, unmasked men marched into the Capitol building on Tuesday and attempted to stage a stick-up.more
Hillary Clinton Wins By Losing
It's a funny thing about Hillary Clinton- she's the most powerful also ran there ever was.more
Tuesday November 11, 2008 Big 3 CEOs Attempt Hold-Up on Capitol Hill WASHINGTON, D.C.- In one of the most braz
WASHINGTON, D.C.- In one of the most brazen robbery attempts in recent history, three unarmed, unmasked men marched into the Capitol building on Tuesday and attempted to stage a stick-up.more
G20 Leaders to Bush: 'Where's That Other Guy?'
COSTA DO SAUIPE, BRAZIL- World leaders attending the G20 economic summit this weekend gathered round the airport terminal with breathless excitement as the flight from the U.S. began its landing approach.more
Sexiest Man Alive, the Quiz!
Congratulation Hugh Jackman on winning the only honor more prestigious than the Nobel Peace Prize! When told he won People magazine's , Jackman was overcome with emotion, gushing 'Oh . . . my . . . God.more
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Obama Breaks First Campaign Promise
We all know that the promises of a political candidate are like those of a Hollywood agent or horny teen-aged boy in the back seat, loosely made and easily broken.more
Bush's Order Allows Nurses to Refuse Kids Lollipops if God Commands
Bush is pushing through a that will not allow any institution receiving federal money to punish a medical provider who refuses to offer services against their religion. Too bad my nurse is a Voodoo priestess from New Orleans.more
Fox News Admits Their Propaganda Has Lost Its Way
Because Republican ideals seem to suddenly be up in the air, Fox News has hadmore
Forgiveness: The Flavor Du Jour
The Democrats are nothing if not forgiving. They've voted to allow Joe Lieberman, the errant Senator who maligned Obama while traveling McCain, back into the nest.more
Hey Obama! You call that a 'Team of Rivals?' Pssh!
Oh my, Obama is choosing , and he's even going to have a republican or two in his cabinet! What a Please. You call those rivals? Looks more like a tea party. You want a real team of rivals?more
Find out where Barack Obama is RIGHT NOW!
The Obama family is getting ready to pack up and move to Washington, and if the media has anything to say about it, D.C. residents will be able to know exactly where they are at every minute of the day.more
President Bush is making laws faster than President-elect Obama can promise to rescind them
President Bush is pushing through a ruling that will make it more difficult for women to get contraceptives.more
'Teflon Joe' Lieberman now just seeing what he can get away with
What a shock. After doing everything in his power to thwart his own party's victory and help the GOP hang onto the White House for another four years, Joe Lieberman is not getting so much as a slap on the wrist from the Democrats.more
Obama's DC concert is completely sold out
Want tickets to Barack Obama's inauguration? Get in line, you entitled snot. The has distributed just 240,000 tickets for the event, which are available . Congressional offices have been so swamped with requests (Sen.more
I Bet My 40s Are Totally Going To Rock
As An Older World's Strongest Man, There Are Certain Trucks I Can't Pull Anymore November 6, 2008 Paul Lynde Impersonation Lost On Daughter's Friends May 1, 2002 You know what I'm really excited about? Turning 40! The Big Four-Oh.more
As An Older World's Strongest Man, There Are Certain Trucks I Can't Pull Anymore
Former World's Strongest Man Article Tools Email This To: From: Related Articles I Bet My 40s Are Totally Going To Rock November 12, 2008 Paul Lynde Impersonation Lost On Daughter's Friends May 1, 2002 Aging is tough.more
What's Good for Cerberus Capital Managment Is Good for America
Disclosure first: I live in Southern California, and I'm almost certain they don't sell American cars here. The cops drive Crown Vics, but only to give the criminals a sporting chance to get away. Makes the freeway chases last longer. Good for ratings.more