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Chelsea Clinton: Horse Back Riding Caused my Hymen to Break, But I Had It Fixed In London Just in Time!

In a late breaking story in the American Medical Journal, Chelsea Clinton admits to how she broke her Hymen and what she did about it prior to her arranged marriage in Rheinbeck, NY taking place this weekend!According to the attending physician Dr.
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"Dodgy" Prescott admits decision to invade Iraq was very "Dodgy"!

Written by Jaggedone Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Topics: Iraq War, John Prescott Was he worth it?
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NHS provide 'Prostitutes on Prescription'

Written by Stevey G. Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Topics: Sex, Prostitutes, NHS 'Will that be Private or NHS Sir?
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Ian Huntley Execution Plea Lodged

Written by Monkey Woods Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Topics: Ian Huntley Electric chair?
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Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of American Idol was asked why he fired judge Kara DioGuardi. Simon Shindlebocker, senior executive producer stated that he fired Ms.
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Jersey Shore's Snooki Arrested for 'Beer-Bonging' Pancake Syrup on Beach

The day after MTV's premiere of Italian-American smear-fest "Jersey Shore Season 2: Son of Jersey Shore," tangerine-colored porker Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ, where the show is currently filming.
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Isle Of Wight News - Ryde Man Opens Museum In Garden Shed

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Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

American Idol has shed another person from its dwindling list of male judges: Ellen Degeneres has been fired. Or, she resigned, if you are to believe her.
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Category 4 tornado heads for Rhinebeck

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Sparky Plots Raid On Man City Squad

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Sol Campbell To Be Given 'Special Protection' At Newcastle

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The Evolution of Darwin's Beard

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H&R Block To Spend $155 Million on Polishing The Turd

Written by anthonyrosania Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Topics: HR block Block: "Peace of Mind is a good value.
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Parents outraged at school trips to 'Live Sex-Show.'

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Sharron Angle fulfilling her patriotic duty

LAS VEGAS - GOP senatorial candidate Sharron Angle is fulfilling her patriotic duty by trying to throw the election so that the PNACers can't accomplish their mission.
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Florida's Charlie Crist Has The Right (And Left) Idea

Am radio pundits have been consistently prattling on about a "clean sweep"...
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Ellen DeGeneres Has Been Fired As American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Well the American Idol - Ellen DeGeneres 'honeymoon' did not last long. AI producers Simon Shindlebocker and Simon Witleywine have said that they have fired judge Ellen DeGeneres.
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Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'

Popular recording artist Lady Gaga, voted 'Most Respected Artist of The Decade' by AutoTune Afficionado magazine, is suing some of the biggest names in music, but for good reason.They are stealing Gaga's records.
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Giant Trebuchet Launches Man Into Orbit

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Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

Written by Gail Farrelly Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Topics: Kindles, Amazon Delivery of new Kindle doesn't make the old ones happy!
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If Only There Were Some Way I Could Watch Premium Movies In The Comfort Of My Own Home

I love the movies. With so many great Hollywood hits to choose from, who doesn't? But as much as I like taking in the latest blockbuster on the silver screen, sometimes I'd prefer to watch one in my living room on my TV.
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The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm

OAXACA, Mexico - For 60 years hombre's (men) south of the border have been competing for the right to be the one to eat the Tequila gusano (worm) which is found at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal Tequila.
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Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Oprah Winfrey has confirmed the rumors that Heidi Montag, aka The Plastic Queen and Betty White, aka The Cellulite Countess, will in fact be appearing in the September issue of PlayGuy Mens Magazine.
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Local Man to Blame for Climate Change in Gloucestershire

Local Man, Seaton Carew, has had the blame for localised climate change laid firmly at his door in the area surrounding Upton St Leonard, Gloucestershire,
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6-Year Old Somali Girl Given Permission to Sail Solo Around the World

MOGADISHU, Somalia (Glossy News) ? A six-year old Somali girl has been given permission by the Somali government to sail solo around the world in a 46-foot yacht commandeered by her father in a pirate raid off the coast of Somali earlier this year.
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Angelina Jolie Plays Salt, Naked.

Dateline Hollywood - There were many in the industry who questioned her abilities. Could she play the part? It seems, after much coaching, practice and direction.
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America's Got Talent: Haspop, C.J. Dippa, and The Kayla and Sadie Belly Dancing Duo Look Good

HOLLYWOOD - The host of America's Got Talent Nick "The Stick" Cannon said that the acts keep getting better and better. Eleven year old rapper C.J. Dippa showed the audience and the judges that he can rap with the best of them.
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ETs to End Earth Monitoring

The Intergalactic Play Nice Force has decided to abandon Earth operations, so said District Superintendent Greg Gort today. 'The IPNF really has no interest here anymore. It?s a wind-down, could take three Earth years at the outside.
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Anna Fermanova outguns Anna Chapman in the bikini stakes

Written by queen mudder Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Topics: Anna Chapman 99% of male internet users said WTF?
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"Spare A Copper Gov'"

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