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Newest Bronco Brady Quinn: 'The Brody Qualls Era Has Begun'
DENVER?In the first of what is expected to be a long series of gaffes with his new team, quarterback Brady Quinn bungled a statement to Broncos coaches, players, and fans Tuesday by mistakenly declaring that the Brody Qualls era had begun in Denver.more
Susan Boyle likes to dress up as Rab C Nesbitt's Mary Doll
Written by SPECTRUM Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Tags: Susan Boyle, Rab C Nesbitt I would like to be the American Mary Dolly.more
Footballers Donate To Sport Relief
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Congressional Democrats Consider Waterboarding Harry Reid
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Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels
I'm Not Sure If I Know How To Treat A Lady 06.09.04 Woman Doesn't Have Single Photo Where She's Not Hugging Someone 07.02.more
Robert Pattinson pissed as a newt
Robert Pattinson the young star of that vampire Movie, Twilight, got totally pissed yesterday after drinking far to much while partying to celebrate his new Movie REMEMBER ME.more
Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels... 03.20.10
BELMONT, NH?Stating that she wasn't in the best place right now, and that things have been sort of you know, Belmont resident Megan Slota announced Thursday that sometimes she just feels?.more
New Sex Toy Attracts Investors Warren Buffett and Oprah
Startup sex toy maker JimmyJane, Inc. has entered the sex toy business with a bang, attracting over $10 million dollars from such high rolling investors as Warren Buffett and Oprah Winfrey.more
Robert Pattinson Seen With Nina Dobrev Of The Vampire Diaries
Whoa! Someone has their vampire shows mixed as several tabloids showed Robert Pattinson with Nina Dobrev on his arm headed to a private showing of a new movie and some TV episodes, where reporters weren't allowed inside.more
Robert Pattinson to become Rab C Pattinson
The writer of the television series Rab C Nesbitt,Ian Pattison used to get more hits on the internet than any other Pattison until along came Robert Pattinson and that vampire Movie called Twilight.more
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"
LONDON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in London taking in the sights. London native Pattinson was showing Kristen Big Ben, the clock tower, not 6 foot 11, Ben Clutterbuck who used to be the goalie for Chelsea.more
Adult Kids Meal: Hillary Clinton Bobble-Head McVibrator
Responding to criticism that senior citizens are unhappy because they are not allowed to buy the Kids Meals that include toys for children, the MacDiddy's Corporate Headquarters issued a statement saying that in deference to a generation of fast foodmore
Price Pfister Kelloggs Announces Cure for Empty Headedness
Written by C. Cranium Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Price Pfister Kelloggs new drug.more
Saturn Will Explode Tomorrow
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Scientists at the Hadron Collider set record for "Jim Beam" energy
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Jesse James Says He Is Not The Bad Guy - "Hey My Wife (Sandra Bullock) Kissed Meryl Streep On The Mouth!
LOS ANGELES - Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, was asked if the alleged allegations that he was comparing intimate tattoos with an ex-Amish stripper named Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee were true.Jesse shook his head and asked, "The bitch is Amish?more
North Korea advises Britain & the US to follow their Policy regarding failed Politicians
North Korea today advised Britain and America, to follow their policy of dealing with failed politicians.more
Los Angeles: Parking lots being destroyed by mysterious rodent
Gophers, those pesky lawn demolishers, are turning up in unexpected places. And they don't look right. Biologist Dr.more
Time warp has scientists baffled
Written by C. Cranium Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Tags: Time Time stops when you visit the Oregon Vortex.more
NASA to extend shuttle service life
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Canada Invades Michigan's Upper Peninsula
Written by Mr Dovie Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Tags: Canada Canadian forces have launched a daring Invasion of Michigan's Upper Peninsula.more
Robert Pattinson Attends Launch Of New National Daily Newspaper
Written by Skoob1999 Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Tags: Rob Pattinson, News, Newspaper The Daily Recap - Yesterday's News Tomorrow!more
Entire Nation Picks Same Bracket
WASHINGTON?Citizens across the United States have selected the exact same teams to win every single game of the NCAA Tournament, handing in millions of completely identical brackets, college-basketball-pool organizers reported Thursday.more
Obama Says He Won't Rule out Reconciliation in Order to Join EU in Place of Greece!
Flush from his impending victory on Obamacare where Lieutenants Pelosi & Reid subverted the US Constitution, the President now says joining the EU will enable him to accomplish the rest of his shocking goals for the country he detests.more
Morse Killed - Killer Goes Free
Consternation reigned at TheSpoof.com as the news came in that Morse had been killed. Satirists the world over slumped into chairs in stunned disbelief that a much loved and highly respected fellow satirist should have met such an untimely demise.more
Jihad Jane claims "I Didn't Do it"
Jihad Jane the alleged female terrorist has appeared in court in Philadelphia charged with a terrorist plot.more
Canadian's alerted by Skoob1999's article about Bogus Mothers. FARTS to be deployed.
Canadians are on the alert after reading Skoob1999's article about Bogus Mothers operating in UK on Mothers' Day.Mothers' Day in Canada isn't until May. A special squad is being trained, as I type.more
Education 'chip' to be implanted into newborns
A teacher has at last spoken out against a faceless body. Tired of parents complaining of the language used in their children's report cards, this teacher has had enough.more
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee wonders if Tiger Woods rides a motorcycle too
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is on a roll. After upseting the marriage of Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, the attention seeking wannabe has set her sights on golfer Tiger Woods."I just bet that guy has a motorcycle and a few tats somewhere!more
Sandra Bullock's Husband's "Tattoo Tart" Is Actually Amish
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock's personal hairdresser, Mr.more