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Russ Meneve: Racist Cops
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Ty Barnett: Wine Tasting in Chicago
It's just like the movie, 'Sideways' -- they'll drive to the vineyard, drink and drive, and there were no cops anywhere. I'm like, 'That's how you get away with it? I gotta try that in Chicago.' 'You been drinking tonight, sir?' 'No, just tasting.more
Alex Thomas: Ask a Stupid Question
My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on.more
Rich Vos: Loving 'Law & Order'
Rich Vos Jokes Rich Vos: Loving 'Law & Order' My favorite is that 'Criminal Intent' with Vincent D'Onofrio. That guy knows everything. He could look at a footprint and go, 'She liked her eggs over medium.more
Small Town Justice
ccinsider.comedycentral.comatom.com thedailyshow.com colbertnation.com Men/Women Jokes A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ''But officer,'' the man said, ''I can explain.'' ''Just be quiet!!!more
What Not to Say to a Policeman
-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was .-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! -- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.more
Shane Mauss: Breaking In
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Damon Wayans: Bicycle Cop
I got pulled over by a bicycle cop in L.A. -- not a motorcycle cop, a bicycle cop. And I'm in my car, and he gets out -- he's sweating, he's got these little shorts on. 'You know how fast you were going?' 'Yeah, a lot faster than that bike.more
Tom Cotter: On Oprah Winfrey
I was on Oprah Winfrey once, but the cops pulled me off of her, and now she's pressing charges.more
David J. Nash: Crime in New York
I've been living in New York City now for four years. To this day, every time a crime in New York makes news at home, my dad calls. He called me last week: 'This old woman was beaten and mugged. Are you OK?more
Twelve Inch Radio Joke
A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, 'Alright, let's hear it.' The guy goes, 'What has a 2 inch penis and hangs down?' The DJ says, 'I dunno, what?' The guy says, 'A bat.more
Gene Pompa: Gay Older Brother
When I was 18 years old, one of my older brothers, he took me aside, and he told me he was gay. So, I called the police. I said, 'Could you send over a cop car? My brother's a homoual.more
Concorde Humor 2
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The Treason of Illumination
ccinsider.comedycentral.comatom.com thedailyshow.com colbertnation.com News & Politics Jokes Q: How many bleached-blonde, boney, right-wing, political pundits who resemble transvestites does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just the one.more
Evidence of Early Political Humor
How many Whigs does it take to light an oil lamp? One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!more
Bush BM
News & Politics Jokes President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital. She tells the doctor, 'Big President Bush, no shit.more
Democratic Light Bulb Replacement Policy
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? That light bulb's never getting changed. Filed Under: (624) Share This Joke: Add To: Posted: 10/30/08 land Security makes us feel safe. Tags: (228), Dick Cheney. That is all.more
Touchy Feely Cracky
News & Politics Jokes In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, 'Just what the hell are you doing?more
Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart
1. Always looks like he's pledging allegiance. 2. His cholesterol level is directly proportional to the National Debt. 3. He owns a signed copy of Ted Kennedy's 'Joy of Grease.' 4. He can only donate blood to people with Type Nacho Cheese.more
Bush's Advisors
News & Politics Jokes G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, 'Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you.more
Post Turtle President
News & Politics Jokes While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President. The old man said, 'Ya know, Bush is a post turtle.more
Clinton Monument
News & Politics Jokes Dear U.S. Citizens, I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.more
Senate Slander
News & Politics Jokes A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, 'Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!more
Bush Visits a Nursing Home
News & Politics Jokes President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.more
Politically Speaking
'My uncle ran for Senate last year.' 'Really? What does he do now?' 'Nothing. He got elected.' Filed Under: (624) Share This Joke: Add To: Posted: 10/30/08 Brian reads goodly.more
Lawyer Means
ccinsider.comedycentral.comatom.com thedailyshow.com colbertnation.com News & Politics Jokes What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.more
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
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